E.L.I. DICTIONARY

There is only one post, but it will be updated and new words will be added, depending on if we feel like it ("we" meaning Lambchop and Finch). Have fun, you sulky darkies! (IMPORTANT: PLEASE NOTE THAT WORDS THAT HAVE TWO *'S BY THEM ARE NEW AND/OR UPDATED, SO IF WHATEVER REASON YOU DECIDE TO COME BACK AND VISIT THIS SITE AFTER VIEWING IT ONCE, JUST SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU SEE **. THANK YOU!)

*THE OFFICIAL DICTIONARY (ITEMS WITH AN ** MEAN THAT THEY ARE NEW!)*

Ah-ah-ah-AH!: the sound that resonates from the mouths of Bulk and Lambchop when they need to speak to one another; sounds exactly like the chorus to Led Zeppelin's "The Immigrant Song"

All boobs: an expression developed by men to describe women that lack intelligence and/or good personality, yet are still porkable

Backdoor Bowden or BB: an term often used to describe one of the bowden sisters; it was conceived because a) during Annie Get Your BFG rehearsals, Melissa and Jenny would enter the choir room through the backdoor, b) none of the Bowden's possess a key to the house, they must always resort to going in the backdoor, and c).....we'll let you figure this one out....

Bear Playing the Fiddle: Lambchop and Finch each own a pair of the hysterically stylish boxers from Old Navy, sporting a picture of a bear playing a fiddle (hence the name) on a green background; also a euphemism for something "naughty"

Beehotch, Biznotch, Biznitch, Biznotche (if tu hablas espanol): euphemisms for "bitch" (see Botch)

B.N.S. : B.itch N.eeds S.lappin'; term which describes a woman recently turned "psycho-bitch" (see Psycho-bitch)

Booshwaa: The official E.L.I. spelling of our little accomplice, Andrew Bourgeois. also: Booje, Boojie, Boogey, and pretty much any other spelling that sounds like "boo - shwaa".

Botch: a term started, dare i say christened?, by lambchop; means "bitch", but has more effect if shrieked in a Fat Albert-esque tone of voice

Boxer Dance, The: this is a technique pioneered by Finch, who has perfected this art at Playhouse 1960, where he was born and raised (not really) (ok, ya, really), and it has since become a common occurrence in his everyday life (Molly-the-Irish wishes to see it -- oohhh); consists of a series of pelvic thrusts while wearing nothing but boxers -- quite a tradition

Bros Before Hos: a code that all men live by, except for Alex

Chris Nicki Whiny Music: term used to refer to bands such as A Simple Plan or New Found Glory, both punk bands with nasal whiny singers; we figure Nicki can stand this music because he has had to listen to Christy (whiny) for so long

Coach Harwood: Bulk's PE coach who never made him workout (much to Bulk's jiggly excitement) due to a bribe consisting of Orbit gum; this man is uber buff and has coined the nickname Regionary's Disease, punning Bulk's "real" surname; he has some badass hair styles going, including a Yosemite Sam-like mustache and a bald head

Connect Four!: a cool phrase meaning "Go for it!" (men say it to each other); also a reference to the kickass, milton-bradley boardgame of the early 90's titled....(if you don't know, you deserve to die, or date Tristian, you choose; ok, death)

Cookies and M&M Bars: snack of choice for Lambchop, Ostrich, and Bulk (see Dong for Finch)

"Da" Lube: the sweet, white, creamy substance that Finch liberally applies to his dry and eczema-covered skin (ok, guys, ease up on the lube, i mean, it's not THAT bad, the eczema only extends from hands to elbows, and feet to knees, so get it right -- random breakout of Finch's emotion)

Dong: a nickname for Finch's snack of choice, Ding-Dong's; also can mean penis, but that doesn't me he eats penis

Dong Juice: the magical concoction that happens when you take an ordinary bite of Dong, then drink any fluid that you can find, apple juice, gatorade, crab juice, etc. (except for Mountain Dew, that's just too much); also, if you are using Dong in the penis sense, well, no, nevermind, that's just too sick

Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool: to dump

E.L.I.: acronym for Extraordinary League of Idiots, a clever twist on the horrible Sean Connery film, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. E.L.I. is a club consisting of Benjamin "Lambchop" Palmer (member #1), Stephen "Ostrich" Brown (member #2), Alexander "Bulk" Regenery (member #3), and Adam "Finch" Roberts (member #4); also a popular comic book series starring members #1-4, and an adventure series (see other blog)

Family Guy: a definite show of choice for all members of E.L.I., although Bulk enjoys the Queer Eye, but it aires on Cartoon Network (channel 22) at 10:30 every weeknight; also Finch owns all three seasons on DVD

Finch: Adam's nickname, a reference to American Pie movies; given to him because of his annoying habit of being unable to use public stalls, and only using Faculty Restrooms. Also, seeing as David Brown was declared "Stiffler" and in the movie Finch has sex with Stiffler's mom, that also holds true to real life. Dat's right, Michel -- alright! (see Quagmire)

Frump: also "frumpy"; an alternative word for penis, ex: "Beat you with my frumpy"

"Hoisted by your own patard": very, very old English, meaning that you have hurt by your own weapon; example: "Oh, i daresay, Rupert; the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary. Oh, you think it is? Well have a look for yourself....(chuckle)...(confusion)...What, it isn't? Let me see this -- OH! -- touche, Rupert! Hoisted by my own patard!.....oh, i am so alone..." (you all might want to check the spelling of "patard", pronounced Pah-Tard)

"Homerun": said when a joke goes over someone's head (a.k.a., they don't understand it); sometimes all that is done, however, is a "click" noise (from the mouth) and a batting motion, this is all that's required; people will understand

Incredible Bulk, The: Bulk, for short, Alex's nickname; a reference to his love for the Incredible Hulk and his mass (thought of by Finch)

Juneau, Alaska: the capital of Alaska, but in E.L.I. speech, it is code for someone with a large Jewish nose (lambchop); combonation of Jew and Nose: Juneau

Lambchop: Ben's nickname, not only a reference to his large, manly chops, but also his undying love for Lambchop and Sherry Lewis

Liptrap, Mr. James: chemistry teacher at Klein High School, who recently retired from 21 years of chemistry; also has pointy nipples and is a virgin, but we're not here to judge

Love Bomb: to belly-flop onto an unsuspecting girl who happens to be laying down. The objective is to plant your seed and get out as quickly as possible.

Man's man man: a gay man who hates/fears gay men; at least the flaming ones

Mushroom tattoo: the after-effect of having someone violently slap you with their penis (often done to the face whilst the victim lay aslumber)

Nutter Butter: when a boy shoves his hand(s) into his trousers, wipes them under the "scrotal area", collecting sweat, and then wipes it on another boy's face (technique often used by David Brown, for E.L.I. members do not stoop that low)

Ostrich: Stephen's nickname, because he looks like a half-retarded ostrich (plus, ostriches dig the "swirl") (see "Swirl, The")

Psycho-bitch: term used to describe a female who is considered CRAZY ("psycho-bitch" usually said in a descending falsetto)

Plunk-style: term used to describe a direct punch to the kidney; example: Bulk: Take THAT, you heathen! (throws punch to kidneys)
Lambchop: Ah! Plunk-style....damn you!
This term comes from the fact that our "good" "friend" Stephen Plunk has only one working kidney (although he doesn't know which one), and if someone were to, say, plunk-style him in the kidney, he would eventually die...but which one IS it?

Plunked: to have underage, premarital relations with a woman, as Plunk does with Lauryn

Pork: to do ANYTHING with a member of the opposite sex; examples: making out, sex, doing the "David Brown", etc., etc.

Sulky Darky: a term used in the award winning novel To Kill a Mockingbird; "....Loretta, my slave girl, has been moping about over Tom Robinson lately. I said to her 'Loretta! No one likes a sulky darky!'..." --- TKAM (note: None of the E.L.I. members are racist in any way, shape, or form, even though Finch gets a bit ticked at Kristolyn sometimes)

Swirl, The: black and white people having relations together; "Stanley digs the swirl" <-- said after looking at the pictures of jenny bowden and kristolyn on his desk

Tea-bag: to place your testicles on someone's face while they're sleeping

Tex-Mex Taqueria #2: the Mexican restaurant of choice (Cutten @ 1960) of E.L.I.; cheap, delicious food, with live entertainment every night, plus great lemonade

Thai Nguyen: the sexiest man alive -- definite E.L.I. mascot. Thai is a legend in the minds of all E.L.I. members, because he is known to intense knowledge of martial arts and textbook skills; he's smart as a whip and can unlace his shoes and wrap it around his victim's neck, in less than 5 seconds (Finch has witnessed this demonstration in summer school)

Tom-Foolery: actually means joking around, and is used in that context but also trickery, deceit, and the way Lambchop interacts with the ladies

Vitamin __: used as E.L.I. code to describe a very attractive girl that a man is currently courting at that time; example: (In Finch's case) "Dude, did you check out Vitamin M today?" 'M' standing for Melissa Bowden. Insert your own letter to describe the lady of your choice.

Wanker: actually means someone who masturbates (origin of phrase: Adam's dad); however, in the E.L.I., it means the same thing as "schmuck" or "dumbass"...example: George Dukakis is such a wanker

ZING!: An expression said when you a) make a funny joke, b) correct someone else and/or "stick it to them" in any way; often the two occur in the same instance. (There is a particular hand motion that coincides with this phrase, so pay attenion: take your hand (either one) and reel it back as it to punch, but, instead of a fist, have your fingers horizontal, then take your middle finger (and only middle finger) and point it down, towards the ground, then as if you were fencing, "thrust" your hand towards the recently "zinged" victim and pull back to starting position...this technique originally pioneered by Finch); if you have further questions on this manuever, or just are so retarded that you cannot follow these instructions, please see an E.L.I. member, who will be glad to assist you (especially if you are a lady)

Zip-flop: said to describe the sound effect just before love-making ensues...example:
Woman: Let's pork
Man: Ok (zipflop)
The sound effect made by the unzipping and eventual whipping it out

here are some links to blogs of some members of E.L.I
Alex= Mafia De cannoli:95 percent movie and DVD reviews with occasional tidbits on his life

Ben= Diraress of a sasquatch-off addict-: jokes that ben thinks of , thoughts ,info on whats going on in his life and record reviews